I was watching this video while one of my cats was sleeping behind me. I don’t know what happened but she suddenly woke up and was staring at the screen. I was imagining that she was thinking it was her in the video, like somehow she was looking into a mirror or something. And I said out loud, “maybe if you lost 5 pounds you fat bitch.” She immediately jumped down and cuddled in my lap.
I suppose I need to go to bed myself though when i start talking out loud to my cats. We usually just communicate telepathically.
(Source: justletmelivebro, via dancingtilldawn)
"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"
Woody Allen (via salveo)
This bitch. More stylish than I’ll ever be.
Wishlist 2009
Where are the cat snuggies?
